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| Tortured Love |
| Thursday, March 27, 2008 |
This has happened time and again and I am not complaining, just sharing how overwhelmed I am with their consistent,ever strong conviction and affection.
My granny up there in stars must be missing the pleasure of waking me up and seeing my defeated drooping face.
It's early morning,4.30-5 a.m(I prefer calling them late nights).
Granny comes in, slid her robust,unassuming hands in my blanket and starts pressing my legs.
"My kiddo, hadbeen so tired.All day keeps on running.. Ch ch.. get me your other leg. pain will go away. "
The act was done in such professional expertise that it took away any pain whatsoever and so my sleep. Executing one of the oldest conspiracies against enjoying sleeping in its glamour galore.
Mom tries to be silent assasin but always fail. Motherhood always takes over parenthood.
15 min after grannies act.
She removes the mosquito net or the mosquito repellant, whatever applicable exposing me to symphonic sound of the sporadic but optimistic mosquitos humming the blues and ballads right at my ear drums.
My sister follows a straight, non-chalant path.
"Dhiru, Chai(Tea)"..
1 minute after that seeing sign of a body just tossing to other side.
"Arrey Thandhi ho Jayegio( Gonna get cold).. Get up.. I am not gonna warm it gain. Wake up. "
My uncle who is quite old is quite austere and getting better at it day by day.
"Dheeraj. Come, we have to weed out the garden.. Lots of unnecesssray shrubs and grass have prop up. "
Uncle, Am I a labour?Wake up and work. I object, your highness.
The best rests with my father. So and so much for love for his logical reasoning and philosophical bible and his fortunate son.
Act 1: Switch off the fan, if summer. Take the blanket/Rajai off and fold it properly if winter.
Response1: Switch on the fan, half awake. Unfold and hid yourself making almost a circle off the angular body occupying least surface area.
Act 2: Switch on The TV. News in volumes unusually higer.
Response 2: Pillow and Blanket deeper into the ears.
Act3: Strolling to and fro across my room and extemporing the virtues of waking up early to a non-existent third person.
To: "A young boy who wakes up has the privilege of the breathing in freshest air, keeps one healthy and agile throughout. Fitness is an aspect. Mind remains sharp and fresh."
Fro: "It's not that one has to wake up and study."Dangling the carrot? i am not hungry dad:"
Simply Wake up."As if that will purge all my crimes and purjery.
"One can play , go around,exercise. Rohan, guy next door, studies,Saha's son plays football.Anything."
To: "It's not, as if , one can't sleep after waking up. One should wake up, get fresh, have a cup of tea may be. (May be means, Tea is his copyright and its his ruthness that I am allowed to have it.)
Do a tangible thing. And then sleep. No issues. (Bargaining on quantity over quality, dad?)
Fro:If someone doesn't wake up, it's going to his loss. Even at this age have you seen me waking up beyond 5?huh? Now, Mom's included.(Two adults Ganging up against a little sleeping child.) How I remember days when you forced me to pee when I didn't have to, at morning 4 o' clock. I am not kid still, please.
To: Catch the transition.Third person to Mom to the Target person.
"Dont wake up.Who the heck I am to blabber all this. To hell with waking up early.I should just can the crap.Keep on sleeping, dearest.
Act4: Fans On. Blankets properly set.Ligts off.
"Sleep. I was not barking for my own selfish needs. i have done and still doing what I could do with my limited resources and exposures. It's upto you guys. I can only show you the right way " Response4:"Mom, tea please. "
"Papa, Uth gaye na... " (Dad, i have woken up)
He is gone. Picking up the newspaper reading the news he had read/haerd/viewed atleast 3 times. Nothing new in news, dad.
~With Love To DadLabels: Funny Sides of Events, Humor, Turn The pages |
posted by Dheeraj @ 2:23 AM   |
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| Crystal Reports |
| Monday, March 10, 2008 |
Intelligence Report
Date: Year 2199, Sydney:
Category: Protected
The population of the country has dwindled to its all time minimum.We require more people coming to Oz and settling down,right here.The situation is so grim that even Jhumri talaiya and Vatican city can conquer us with little effort or no effort.
Events leading to this situation:
1.Andrew Symonds:There was this guy and his comrades who have repeatedly infused fear and insinuation on Indians during the 1st decade of 21 st century.This created a negative impact on our culture.Due to reasons unknown, cricket fans who went to subcontinent never returned back.There hasbeen surge in population in Punjab over these years.
2.Foster's Beer:Australian beer hasbeen more and more favorited by men. Due to work and their growing fetish they seem to find no time for any other thing.
3. Cricket Supremacy:Owing to point1, our cricketing style have become obsolete and incompetent.
Remedial Action Items:
1. Reduce Fosters price : This shall attract more men from around the world and stop its export.
2.Reduce Jwellery prices: This shall compliment Point 1 above.
3.Reduce Accomodation prices:Compliments point1 and point2.
4.Outbound Network and Travel fare hike: By reducing the inbound fare, we shall attract more people. Laterally invert the logic for Outbound travel.
5. Develop a high speed internet connectivity: This is for people around the world who can't afford to spend hours or money coming to Australia.They can be miniatured, gzipped and attached with emails and transported over superhighway of web.We can have unzipping facility here but no reverse process.
6. Incentives:Let us advertise through secure networks that we are ready to lose a few games as a return of favor.
7.National Game: Let's make Kabbadi and Hockey as our National sports.
I would strongly recommend to talk to Indian and Chinese Family Planning Ministers as well as some of the geneticist there.
Thanks,
Proc. A.B
DB2,Avne3
Partition 2, RAID5
Proj,46589
SYD,OZ
Never Mind, Just in light humor, if it qualifies for it. No Intentions to hurt anyone's sentiments or beliefs. My apologies in advance just in case. Labels: Funny Sides of Events |
| posted by Dheeraj @ 12:08 AM |
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