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Category: Protected
The population of the country has dwindled to its all time minimum.We require more people coming to Oz and settling down,right here.The situation is so grim that even Jhumri talaiya and Vatican city can conquer us with little effort or no effort.
Events leading to this situation:
1.Andrew Symonds:There was this guy and his comrades who have repeatedly infused fear and insinuation on Indians during the 1st decade of 21 st century.This created a negative impact on our culture.Due to reasons unknown, cricket fans who went to subcontinent never returned back.There hasbeen surge in population in Punjab over these years.
2.Foster's Beer:Australian beer hasbeen more and more favorited by men. Due to work and their growing fetish they seem to find no time for any other thing.
3. Cricket Supremacy:Owing to point1, our cricketing style have become obsolete and incompetent.
Remedial Action Items:
1. Reduce Fosters price : This shall attract more men from around the world and stop its export.
2.Reduce Jwellery prices: This shall compliment Point 1 above.
3.Reduce Accomodation prices:Compliments point1 and point2.
4.Outbound Network and Travel fare hike: By reducing the inbound fare, we shall attract more people. Laterally invert the logic for Outbound travel.
5. Develop a high speed internet connectivity: This is for people around the world who can't afford to spend hours or money coming to Australia.They can be miniatured, gzipped and attached with emails and transported over superhighway of web.We can have unzipping facility here but no reverse process.
6. Incentives:Let us advertise through secure networks that we are ready to lose a few games as a return of favor.
7.National Game: Let's make Kabbadi and Hockey as our National sports.
I would strongly recommend to talk to Indian and Chinese Family Planning Ministers as well as some of the geneticist there.

Thanks,
Proc. A.B
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Never Mind, Just in light humor, if it qualifies for it. No Intentions to hurt anyone's sentiments or beliefs. My apologies in advance just in case.

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