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| The Classification #1| Where do you fit in? |
| Tuesday, October 9, 2007 |
The Classification #1
For most peple sans Einstein.. "They see things around and say why?" For me it is "I see things around and say CLASSIFY!!"
I have been self-declared SME when it comes to classification.I picked up this cue when I was classified as the most disturbing element of all the classes I attended , from school to college.My thought process on classification got further boosted when I got into the IT culture. My first experience was a classification on SMC criteria for a set of websites on a migration project. As a matter of fact -I classified most of them as "Simple" as I didn’t have to do the implementation or so I thought.
Well this classification is for our colleagues who inhabit the cab with us during the UC(usual and customary) late shifts.
Type1.Comfortably Numb
Traits: They dig a hole in the seat and make themselves so disintegrable from the cab that it seems the manufacturers actually supplemented the cab with him.You find the moving, click a picture-they have that alternative battery working for them.
Type2.Young and Restless
Traits: Despite all the ploughing they did the whole day , shouldering the chastisement of the superiors, these people out of the college are just too excited to let their limbs down. They will keep telling the stories to their fellow comrades ,story of college deeds ever so prominent.Ahh,,They will take their time to leap into "Type1".
Type3:The Time managers
Traits: These people have a stack of numbers where they need to dial and talk before deboarding the cab.Understandable, given the cramp schedules.Quite admirably, well-wishers also know the stock time when to call.Thats called as maximum utilization of time.
Type4: The Singers
Traits: Appearances getting lesser and lesser.Sometimes seen during pick-up times and last seen on 4-Aug-06 murmuring Kishore Kumar songs during the drops.It wasn’t me.Yes, the extinction is imminent….It leaves little to sing getting back home that late.
Type5:The indefatigables
Traits: Even after spending 15 hrs in the office, the brave soul is not out yet.Keeps on directing / confusing/counter arguing over his cell phone all the while. Wait, it’s a daily thing. You can feel his expertise with the kind of vocabulary and phrase they use.
Gimmi your ears.." The thing is with the given skill set..",,"If the Database was under maintenace,how.." "if you actually filter on the pending status..", "The deployment was actually done but the build.."..
People are left wondering if it is possible to do something in an hour that couldn’t be done for comple 15*7 efforts of 5 stalwarts. Battle continues.
Type6:The Bold and beautiful and the illusive.
Traits: This category never sits next to you.Always next to the "undeserving". The old saga continues where the most beautiful girl were either in senior /junior batch, different deptt, diff college, diff project.Ruthless luck.
Where do you fit in??
DheerajLabels: Office Travails |
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