Well, there has been no spelling mistake in the title even though I did ignore all the spelling corrections that my Rich Text outlook suggested to me.
Monday is the morning I mourn the most, Sunday is the evening i dread the most, Friday is the afternoon when I type in " I am leaving for the day" over communicator and log out with fearsome resolve. I ensure I send the onsite update mails early enough so that they get updated when I have already reached home and dressed myself in my newly bought Barmuda (or 3/4th ?? :( the person who christened that clothing ¾th have to be an engineer, at least a textile engineer ).
FYI, though not required, i have never seen, met, heard anyone pursuing textile engineering. Those who are around.. please stand up. You guys are rare species. Salutations please!!
well this gives me a chance to show you all the brighter side of the things. Lets go through them
Monday:
The most painful day in real senses, you keep on feeling the pinches every now and then.
You have to be drowsy given the love for alcohol that we IT people have and the love that friends shower on the weekends.
The day when men dress themselves the best and females, the worst in comparison to what their respective pattern is for the whole week.
Clean shaven, may be a tie, that white shirt or light solids trying hard to cleanse off the weekend hang over.
Now who look better depends which gender you are :). For me, its always woman.
Tuesday:
Hmm,, hell lot of work, carry-over of last weekend, messed up Monday work, so the attention for clothing is allowed to go down. Doesnt matter, work at hand, need to kill them before they kill your beloved weekend. Probably most productive day at office.
As Floyd sang" There is no pain you are receding". Pain of work and stress of job becomes part of your entity.
Wednesday:
Tuesday has been pretty hectic. if lucky enough to have two mild days at office, Wednesday is for you. Tuesday-Wednesday are like "Nakul-Sahdev of Mahabharata"- difficult to trace and differentiate even in a TV serial. They are just there for the company to get some worth back from you for what they seem to pay aimlessly.
Thursday:
Energy levels high, commitment level low, dressings got better than couple of days.(A change of clothes is welcome, Hary….. you wore same pair of shirt-pants and may be.. holy s***)
Smell of ensuing weekend is getting over, work is done because you are positive and high heeled.
Friday:
Is there a festival? Is this a professional client services company? Dress code.. is it something like pin-code only t be used by postal services?
3 o clock.. half office cleaned up.
There are no 2-way commincations. viz
Person1:"I am leaving"
Person2:" Hey u there??"
Computer1 communicator: Status message "Away".
Computer1 cribbing: "Please shut me down. Let it be weekend for us as well. Don’t leave me on please,,..... go went gone.. Sob Sob
………. 5 minutes later….
Computer2 communicator: Status message "Away".
Night Activities : Pubbing??, gossiping??,boozing?? sleeping??..list is on..
Saturday:
Saturday is the night over which my comments will be sacrilege to Whigfield. But I will, sorry for that.
The day pretty much goes on personal choices or may be compulsions for married people.
Sitting in TV room and acid-testing TV remote is popular, sleeping till noon is not so rare, shopping is fine, visiting friends who complained last Monday of your ignorance is one noble act, movies are always a popular choice.
Saturday-Friday are like “Arjun-Bhim of Mahabharatha”- suffice to do it all.
Sunday:
Fear, apprehension, mellowed mood, poignant behavior, minimum response( My close friend goes a step ahead and responds by writing a phrase and disapproves use of tongue and mouth).
People try to sleep very early but fail to do everytime. Sad but true, cruelest day.
Gyana of the post:
Picture is not rosy but think. while people celebrate hardly 30 festive days a year, we get 2 festive days every week.So, keep rocking.
and start Monday mourning thinking that it augurs another two festive days. :)
~fighting hard Dheeraj
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