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| Love Guru and the Frustu!! |
| Monday, November 12, 2007 |
I have a good friend of mine, who looks quite good (quite a contrast to my usual friends circle, It is always better for your prospect to hang out with not so good looking friends :)), hasbeen facing a peculiar and pretty common trite.
He has taken a solemn promise to himself NOT to go around with our gang of guys till he manages a girl friend. Another effort to sabatoge our gang by the opposition.
I remember he purchased a pair of fast track goggles and a bike just to impress girls.Good old Mantra. Much to his chagrin-nothing came out from that except for a recurring interests in his credit card bills.
Some one told him Delhi is saturated and there is no girl single there - Next day he started applying jobs in blore.
I remember he chose college after seeing some pretty snaps in college prospectus.Poor soul - he read concept of masquerede only in his 6 semesters after getting admitted.
Same goes for his company. One fine evening- after a few drinks he called up and asked
"If all girls are engaged, how come most guys are single"
I replied politely: This is because of two reasons
1. There a few dudes like me who have engaged more than 1 girl and there are girls who still cling to guys who are not single."
2. There is impropotionate male to female ratio in India. Google and find out"
High on alcohol and and my enlightling information he started feeling better and revealed a truth."Don't tell anyone but My parents have chosen a girl for me.I am soon to be engaged."
A few days back, my philanderer friend had a narrow escape. He found courage to wave hands to standing girl on the road side. Rightly said, When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it. There was this huge traffic Jam right at that moment with no escape. The girl started approaching his still bike. He was petrified but she surpassed him and halted at her waiting friend.
Lucky escape or poor destiny??? i wonder
Last month, he changed his cell service provider because someone tipped him that Vodafone prepaids give 100 SMS free and he will have greater probability of getting return message from beautiful strangers.
No luck, obviously.
He asked a self-declared Love Guru the places where the chances of getting single and looking woman are high. He had been making rounds of CCDs, Baristas, Pubs and cool joints since then much to his dismay again.
He found some time last weekend and we sat over a few pegs. After 3rd shot
My Friend : " Friend, I know you since childhood"
Me: "Liar". I didnt say it aloud enough.
My friend: "I believe you and I really love you for your integrity"
Me: yukk!! please ,height of frustration. I thought. "Thanks ,I am obliged." I said.
My friend:"I am going to tell something I am just confiding to you. My parents are planning to get me married."
Me:"Wow", i exclaimed as if i didnt know. He has told same thing last weekend.You should be happy man. Congrates.
My friend: " But , i am not ready". effects of New Gen movies
What had i done till now.What face i will show when my wives/kids would ask me."Did you have any girl friends"
Me: Get me another peg.(Wives,?? You will fortunate to get one wife,dumb!
Me: Hmm.. finishing it off in one gulp. So, you shouldnot tell anyone . You can brag that you had a few. I am good at women psychology. I can provide you a few self- written love letters as proof and buy a few teddy bears yourself.
My friend:"Man, but I should have had." "What do I lack,tell me" . Almost like a convict pleading innocence.
Me:Get me another peg, I cant take this non-sense in my sense. "Look at me, i am happy this way. C'mon man, your parents will get you a pretty bride. i am sure."
And listen--
"Delay your marriage. Find her number and treat her as your GF with whom you are not going to get married."
My friend: "Get me another large.Sounds great." Apparently looking soothed.
"And know what ,I have it. Shall i talk now." he said with childish lisp.
Me: No Please!!!I reprimanded.
"Get this one.." handing over his new peg.
but man, I really adore you.. really i do...
He got into slumber with as smile of satisfaction and I felt good putting the restless soul to peaceful sleep JIT. just in time.
~Dheeraj
P:S: Not directed at anyone. Coincidences are not uncommon in today's world.Labels: Holy war b/w Man and Woman, Humor |
posted by Dheeraj @ 6:38 PM   |
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| Thank You Jean |
| Sunday, November 4, 2007 |
It was the 4th snooze in
callous cacophany
when i jumped out the bed
in the moment of epiphany
The cruel cell manged to pierce the
cushion of the pillow and wake me up
I exhorted myself- Dee,, plzz getup..plz get up
So i did and finished the morning rituals
cursing my fate
Bathing in chilled water
half asleep and half awake
6.50 my cell read and i cursed
"partying on sundays is a crime..."
Took the oath again to sleep every night @11
for the nth time.
6.55 the over-punctual cab arrives
and I was still deciding -which trouser is well pressed!!
In this periodic dilemma of chosing trousers
My cab gonna miss, i guessed.
Then it flashed- in front of my eyes.
Towards the door I approached
and picked up the jean I wore
--last night
It was as clean as it gets,
As fresh as a fruit tastes.
I thanked Levi Strauss and everyone
I reached the stop-cab was not yet gone!!!
~DheerajLabels: Office Travails, Poems |
| posted by Dheeraj @ 8:46 PM |
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