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| Firing Bai!! |
| Monday, March 26, 2007 |
Ppl—
Yesterday was a tough day in my life. I needed to fire my Bai.
My mama is all ears when I tell her about Bai. No, no not just because she is really worried about my eating habits and knows I am insatiable unless I devour a dozen rotis by mama’s grace, she worries about her age and looks too. ?
Add to it something else, Bai is not a very respectable word in my part of world but slowly and surely I have made her believe so.
Because being far from home’s luxury this is the entity who let us cherish the few-good-free moments otherwise fated for waste in washing clothes, arranging ration or the better part of being bachelors.. Who will do what!!!
You see cleaning utensils is one helluva job particularly when everyone around you are hardcore Non-Vegetarians . The room looks like perfect destination for bone collectors and a still from the Sam Raimi’s Evil dead.
After small riddle as to who will the brave soul to look into those beguile eyes and say those beautiful words to the BAI, My friend picked out the just-dried white short from the laundry bag:“GOD damn, Is this cleaned ? Look at the hand cuff.
This was cleaner before it was ostensibly cleaned by BAI.”
Holy shit!! This is not the way to fire someone. Software laborer of an ill-fated company!!! I cursed. This guy has to remain a developer (of ??#$%) all through life.
Here goes me:“You have done a terrific job Bai” .
"We appreciate all the hard work and effort you put in daily to clear up the mess we create for you - the wine bottles which supplements itself with broken glasses, the mud- rice that we leave in the plates and leave the onus on you to dispose off”
Pause…Pause …“But all good things have to come to an end.” Vomit it now.
“We no longer require your services. I am sure you will find a suitable job soon matching your profile and expectation. I, myself ,no!!, we will be vigilant for it ourselves.”
Me and my manager goes along well!!
Why did we fire?
New developnments:
We have been blessed with a 24-hour service boy right from our core motherland. Placement done by a his fellow counterpart who is well established with reputed family of bachelors, serving him wine when out with alcohol punches, Rs 2000(Sheer saving No tax)), a nice marbled flat and share of food they have.
This guy has to ask for the universal law of brokerage. Let’s see, Not yet final.
Name of the new guy: Parameshwar .I swear name has not been changed for anonymity. Baptism with new shorter name soon!!!
Old Proceedings:
Some truth about Bais:
1) There is life beyond the apparently visible squalor, underneath the cots that completes the entity called as FLOOR. Please be equally generous to them as well while massacring BROOM.
2) Never show her the washing brush. She will test all the Brands tags stitched inside the collar with her Prowess.
3) There are 2 types of BAIs:
Moti wali: She is the Boss. No matter what you demand, she does the things third way. No right no wrong but Her way.
Patli wali: She is one naïve, gullible kind hearted, woman suffering from acute dumbness. She is harcoded. You need to re-wire the configuration each day to accomplish different tasks at different times.
Long Live Bais
~DheerajLabels: Funny Sides of Events, Humor |
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